If you’ve ever considered a career in the blues, here’s a tool to help you with that crucial first step: coming up with your stage name. Josh Millard built his dynamic Blues Name Generator based on the three major steps:

a. name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc.)
b. first name (see above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Melon, Kiwi, etc.)
c. last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.)

Click here to generate yours; keep hitting refresh to generate new ones. As for me, I’m Osteoporosis Gooseberry Johnson. Nice to meet you.